Scorpio

April turns up the intensity dial—again. You’ll oscillate between plotting world domination and crying over cryptic song lyrics. Business as usual. Love? Either you're madly obsessed or suspiciously detached—there is no middle ground. If you're not stalking your partner's ex on Instagram, are you even trying? Career-wise, you're a silent power player. Colleagues fear you, which is fair—you’ve got ‘revenge with receipts’ energy. Finances? Surprisingly solid, since you hoard cash like emotional ammo. Health: You're fine physically, but emotionally? You're one trust issue away from joining a doomsday cult. Therapy, but make it intense.