Sagittarius

April finds you bouncing from one half-baked idea to another with the enthusiasm of someone who just discovered caffeine and Wikipedia. Love life? You're allergic to commitment but still want deep connections. Good luck with that paradox. You’ll ghost someone, then get mad they didn’t chase you. Work? Yawn. You’re already planning your next vacation while ‘working’ remotely from your couch. Money is there, but rapidly evaporating thanks to impulse buys and “treat yourself” culture. Health: You’re fine, until you try to do something responsible like meal prep or yoga. Just admit it—you prefer chaos to kale.