Libra

This month, your indecision hits Olympic levels. You'll spend April weighing every option until time runs out and you're left with regret—and a mediocre takeout order. Romantically, you want harmony but somehow end up in passive-aggressive situationships where no one knows what’s going on. Communication? Only if it sounds poetic. Career is a social event for you. Actual work gets done... eventually. Just as soon as you finish mediating everyone else’s conflicts and updating your outfit aesthetic. Money? You’d have more if you stopped buying crystals and overpriced candles. Health: Your body is fine but your mind is fried. A digital detox won’t kill you. Probably.