Leo

April gives you *main character syndrome* in full force. You’ll make every situation about you and wonder why people are 'so dramatic' around you. Love life? You want devotion, admiration, and someone to agree with you constantly. If your partner fails to clap every time you speak, it's obviously a betrayal. Career is booming—or at least, you’ll loudly claim it is. You have no idea what you’re doing, but you say it with confidence, and that’s all that matters in capitalism. Financially? You’re buying things to impress people who don’t even like you. Health: That back pain isn’t from stress, it’s from carrying your ego around 24/7.