Gemini

April will be chaotic, even by your standards. Your dual personality will argue with itself, and somehow both sides will lose. Romance is... inconsistent. You’ll flirt, ghost, panic, then repeat. Partners find you charming but exhausting—just like caffeine: fun in small doses, but deadly if overused. Career? You’ll start five projects, finish none, and convince your boss it’s all part of the ‘creative process.’ Money flows in and out like your attention span—mostly out. Health-wise, you’re thriving on 3 hours of sleep and a diet of sarcasm and Red Bull. Maybe consider actual water and silence. Just once.