Cancer

April has you deep in your feels again—what else is new? You’ll spend most of the month nurturing everyone but yourself, then cry about how no one appreciates you. Classic. Love is complicated, mainly because you expect your partner to read your mind while you silently sulk. Single? You’re still emotionally dating that person who ghosted you in 2023. Work is tolerable. You're doing the emotional labor of the whole team while pretending you're 'just helpful.' Finances? You'd have more money if you stopped retail-therapying every time Mercury hiccups. Health: Digestive issues? That’s just your gut reacting to unresolved trauma and dairy.