Aries

April 2025 is your time to shine—mainly because the spotlight is on your latest meltdown. Your usual impulsive tendencies will reach new heights, possibly resulting in a regrettable haircut or spontaneous trip you'll pretend was 'spiritual.' In love, expect drama—either you'll cause it or attract it, like a moth to a flame with commitment issues. Texting your ex is technically retrograde behavior, so go ahead, blame the stars. Career-wise, you're doing just enough to not get fired. Congratulations. Keep coasting on charm and caffeine. Finances? Still a dumpster fire. Health is meh. Your body’s sending warnings, but you’re too busy arguing with strangers online to notice.