In the latest episode of “Will They, Won’t They: Geopolitical Edition”, the United Kingdom is now considering a potential return to the European Union—sparking whispers across Brussels of an impending “Re-Union Jack”.
While no formal steps have been taken, high-level murmurs suggest that some in Westminster are quietly floating the idea of rejoining the continental club they once dramatically ghosted in 2020. EU officials are reportedly intrigued, if slightly wary—like someone seeing their ex show up at the party wearing that old flag-themed hoodie.
The move, if it ever happens, would mark the beginning of what insiders are cheekily calling the “Un-Brexodus”—a theoretical homecoming where the UK swaps its solo tour for an ensemble comeback. Think less Empire 2.0, more Eurovision with paperwork. The proposed re-entry plan is being framed not as a U-turn but as a V-formation, highlighting that, like migratory birds and Eurovision votes, Europe works better when flying together.
Brussels hasn’t slammed the door. In fact, one diplomat noted,
“The EU stands stronger with the UK. We’ve always said that. Of course, if they do want to come back, we’d appreciate a bit less drama and maybe a fruit basket.”
In classic British fashion, official responses remain vague and delivered in impeccable passive voice. But whether this is the start of a grand reunion or just an awkward political flirtation remains to be seen.
Supporters say the rejoining effort will reflect the EU’s enduring motto: “United in Diversity”—now with extra tea.
For now, Europe waits, tea in hand, wondering:
Will the Re-Union Jack fly once more?
Stay tuned. The continent’s favourite off-again-on-again relationship might not be over just yet.