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Tour de France Introduces ‘Social Yellow’ Jersey for Most Viral Rider

Tour de France Introduces ‘Social Yellow’ Jersey for Most Viral Rider

Sports

Poland Reinstates Border Checks, Germans Must Now Declare All Pierogi on Arrival

Poland Reinstates Border Checks, Germans Must Now Declare All Pierogi on Arrival

News

Germany Officially Ends War on Air Conditioning — Declares Ceasefire on Comfort

Germany Officially Ends War on Air Conditioning — Declares Ceasefire on Comfort

News

200,000 March in Budapest Pride as Orbán Accidentally Legalises Glitter by Mistake

200,000 March in Budapest Pride as Orbán Accidentally Legalises Glitter by Mistake

News, Politics

Startup Offers Snacks, Crafts, and Existential Coping Mechanisms for the AI-Displaced

Startup Offers Snacks, Crafts, and Existential Coping Mechanisms for the AI-Displaced

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Vatican Struggles to Make Museum Feel Less Hellish, Says “God Only Knows” What to Do

News

Vatican Struggles to Make Museum Feel Less Hellish, Says “God Only Knows” What to Do

Oasis Reunion Tour Sparks UK-Wide ‘Wonderwall’ Panic — Transport Services Brace for Acoustic Overload

Entertainment

Oasis Reunion Tour Sparks UK-Wide ‘Wonderwall’ Panic — Transport Services Brace for Acoustic Overload

Germany Solves Train Delays by Calling Them “Scenic Pauses”

News

Germany Solves Train Delays by Calling Them “Scenic Pauses”

Tourists in Tel Aviv Launch TripAdvisor for Bomb Shelters – “Chic Concrete! Great Acoustics!”

News

Tourists in Tel Aviv Launch TripAdvisor for Bomb Shelters – “Chic Concrete! Great Acoustics!”

UN Releases New ‘Strongly Worded Letter’ Template on Canva — Now Editable in 6 Languages

Politics, News

UN Releases New ‘Strongly Worded Letter’ Template on Canva — Now Editable in 6 Languages

F1 Rivals Demand “Quantum Inspection” of Verstappen’s Car After Imola Win

Sports

F1 Rivals Demand “Quantum Inspection” of Verstappen’s Car After Imola Win

Haribo Swamped with Volunteers to “Test for Weed” in Candy, Sparks Nationwide Snack Frenzy

News

Haribo Swamped with Volunteers to “Test for Weed” in Candy, Sparks Nationwide Snack Frenzy

France Wins UEFA Cup, Government Urges Citizens to Switch to Electric Cars “For Cleaner Celebratory Arson”

Sports

France Wins UEFA Cup, Government Urges Citizens to Switch to Electric Cars “For Cleaner Celebratory Arson”

Kylie Minogue’s ‘Tension Tour’ Triggers worldwide Shortage of Glitter and High Heels

Entertainment

Kylie Minogue’s ‘Tension Tour’ Triggers worldwide Shortage of Glitter and High Heels

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